random crap from my LJ that's amusing. i love my life
Some of these are great...

Codine warnings. [09 Oct 2004|04:37am]
[ mood | high ]
[ music | Gin Blossoms- Until I fall Away ]

They say on the bottle of Codine not to drive vehicles while using this medication. It should also say "Do not wander around aimlessly while on this drug". I was going to walk down to 7-11 to get cigarettes and I got lost in my own apartment complex. Then my shadow scared me half to death. Needless to say, I didn't make it to 7-11.

Hrm... you also shouldn't write violent sexual narratives while on Codine either.
(wtf was I writing in 2004??? julian wasn't until dec 2004)

This song becomes me.... yeah I like codine...

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RPing can be 2 games at once. I love my RP friends.... [07 Oct 2004|12:44am
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[ mood | giggly ]
[ music | Robyn- Show Me Love ]

jeanxskirt: *drives by........ tags*
GeekOfYerDreams: OMG SOMEONE CALL 911 THERE'S BEEN A DRIVE BY TAGGING!
jeanxskirt: she's going to tag to death.
jeanxskirt: O_O
GeekOfYerDreams: time of tag...
jeanxskirt: 12:38am
GeekOfYerDreams: we'll have to inform the family of the tagging.

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In my next life... [23 Sep 2004|03:16am]
[ mood | enamored ]
[ music | Rufus Wainwright - Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk ]

I will be a gay man.
And my lover will be the reincarnation of Rufus Wainwright.
It's destiny.

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more avada kedavra fun! [15 Sep 2004|05:14am]
[ mood | apathetic ]
[ music | The Who- Who are you? ]

I really think I need to put more feeling into my curses. Some of these dead people just don't give up.

(this guy bugs me alllllll the time to see my cam)

BUZZ!!!
SlytherinPrincess: hi
BUZZ!!!
SlytherinPrincess: i said hi.
yunusbebec: ok
yunusbebec: sen turkce biliyinmu
SlytherinPrincess: what?
SlytherinPrincess: speak english
yunusbebec: no turkish
SlytherinPrincess: i dont speak turkish
SlytherinPrincess: i speak english.
SlytherinPrincess: i will never speak turkish
yunusbebec: ok
yunusbebec: open wep cam pls
SlytherinPrincess: AVADA KEDAVRA!
yunusbebec: ?
SlytherinPrincess: dead people dont ask questions.
SlytherinPrincess: dead people don't enable voice chat either.
BUZZ!!!
SlytherinPrincess: dead people cannot buzz
yunusbebec:
SlytherinPrincess: i dont talk to dead people.
yunusbebec: u have a cam?
SlytherinPrincess: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!
SlytherinPrincess: maybe the first killing curse wasn't enough
You have declined the invitation to play Pool.
SlytherinPrincess: people killed twice don't play pool


(I love my friends outside of the fandom who've never read Harry Potter)

creationmss:
SlytherinPrincess: hi
creationmss: how r u
SlytherinPrincess: good u?
creationmss: me 2..
creationmss: oh gosh..u r going kick ass who asks 2 veiw cam..
SlytherinPrincess: no I'm just going to Avada Kedavra them
creationmss: wat u mean...
SlytherinPrincess: avada kedavra is the killing curse. It's one of the unforgivable cursed
SlytherinPrincess: *curses
creationmss: oh god ..i never hread abt that...
SlytherinPrincess: yeah it's really horrible.
SlytherinPrincess: if the ministry of magic finds out I use it I could be in big trouble.
creationmss: really is it...
SlytherinPrincess: yeah because the curse kills people.
SlytherinPrincess: i'm just tired of people asking to view my cam
SlytherinPrincess: so i have to take drastic measures
creationmss: ok i wont tell...

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CoolStyleza: hey Libby, whats up?
GeekOfYerDreams: hi mr. Bot!
CoolStyleza: lols orry, im no bot
GeekOfYerDreams: then ur a hobbit!
CoolStyleza: man, i am tierd
GeekOfYerDreams: take a nap.. THEN LAUNCH ZI MISSLES!
CoolStyleza: really?
GeekOfYerDreams: fuckin kangaroos.
CoolStyleza: r u online a lot?
GeekOfYerDreams: the question is am i not online a lot.
CoolStyleza: yes you are!
GeekOfYerDreams: www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php
GeekOfYerDreams: check that out sexy!
CoolStyleza: hmmm, what do you want to talk about?
GeekOfYerDreams: Harry Potter!
CoolStyleza: oll
GeekOfYerDreams: BOTHER!
CoolStyleza: oll
GeekOfYerDreams: bother bother bother bother
CoolStyleza: have u been skydiving? i want to sometime...
GeekOfYerDreams: yes
GeekOfYerDreams: i broke my neck!
GeekOfYerDreams: i'm in a wheelchair now *tear*
CoolStyleza: thats ogod
GeekOfYerDreams: i know isn't it!
CoolStyleza: crap, i was gonna ask u something but i cant remember now lol
GeekOfYerDreams: i need tacos or i will explode!
GeekOfYerDreams: that happens to me sometimes.
CoolStyleza: do we always have to talk about u? lol jk
GeekOfYerDreams: yes!
GeekOfYerDreams: i am God.
CoolStyleza: thats good
GeekOfYerDreams: i know
GeekOfYerDreams: i rule ur destiny.
GeekOfYerDreams: u better be nice to me
GeekOfYerDreams: EXPECTO PATRONUM!
GeekOfYerDreams: reveal ur secrets.
CoolStyleza: :-P
GeekOfYerDreams: ooo a tongue
CoolStyleza: the stupid phone keeps rining and i dnot wanna answer it lol
GeekOfYerDreams: bots are funny
GeekOfYerDreams: yell in the phone
GeekOfYerDreams: IS HARRY POTTER THERE!!!!!!!!
CoolStyleza: yea i love funny stuff
GeekOfYerDreams: IT'S HIS FRIEND RON!!!!!
GeekOfYerDreams: HELLO??!!!!!
CoolStyleza: ;-)
GeekOfYerDreams: MROWL BOT MROWL
CoolStyleza: lmao ,i'm not a bot
GeekOfYerDreams: mmmhmmm i used you before
GeekOfYerDreams: u were nothing but another notch in the bed post.
CoolStyleza: please talk, i'll be good lol
GeekOfYerDreams: i dont like good
GeekOfYerDreams: i like bad!
CoolStyleza: lol
GeekOfYerDreams: i want you bad like Bender
GeekOfYerDreams: be like Bender baby
GeekOfYerDreams: show me ur circuits
CoolStyleza: i dont beleive u lol
GeekOfYerDreams: OK SO I LIED!
GeekOfYerDreams: I'M SOO SORRY!
GeekOfYerDreams: I'LL GO KILL MYSELF NOW!
CoolStyleza: ;-)
GeekOfYerDreams: avada kedavra myself
GeekOfYerDreams: leave this world
GeekOfYerDreams: and all it's harrypotterisms!
CoolStyleza: i am watchign fear factor, man this show is crazy
GeekOfYerDreams: u eat bugs.
GeekOfYerDreams: computer bugs.
CoolStyleza: me? no...
GeekOfYerDreams: oh i think u do
CoolStyleza: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends
- Hide quoted text -
is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET
EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting

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Stalker EnsembLE: i got a great idea
GeekOfYerDreams: hrm?
Stalker EnsembLE: dildos wif digitalpets built in
GeekOfYerDreams: lol what?
Stalker EnsembLE: it can be called tomacoochie
GeekOfYerDreams: lol
Stalker EnsembLE: ahaha
Stalker EnsembLE: u gotta play wif ur pet if u want it to stay alive
GeekOfYerDreams: brilliant
GeekOfYerDreams: men would never get laid again
Stalker EnsembLE: ahah hey wait maybe it isnt a good idea

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I'm bored and nostaligic. [23 Dec 2003|06:32am]
[ mood | nostalgic ]
[ music | "Tearin' Up My Heart" by N Sync ]

So after reading through my old diaries and journals, I decided to make a CD compliation of music from high school. I made it into 2 CDs. An Alternative CD and a Pop CD and this is what came out of it:

Alternative
1. Hole- Awful
2. Harvey Danger- Flagpole Sitta
3. Everclear- I Will Buy You a New Life
4. Greenday- Minority
5. Smashmouth- Walkin On the Sun
6. Chumbawumba- Tubthumping
7. Third Eye Blind- Jumper
8. Lit- Ziplock
9. Cypress Hill- Hits From the Bong
10. Everlast- What It's Like
11. The Offspring- Get a Job
12. Blur- Song 2
13. Letters to Cleo- I Want You to Want Me
14. Eve 6- Inside Out
15. Beastie Boys- Intergalactic
16. New Radicals- Get What You Give
17. Garbage- When I Grow Up
18. Blink 182- What's My Age Again

Pop
1. All Saints- Never Ever
2. TLC- No Scrubs
3. Will Smith- Wild Wild West
4. Britney Spears- Hit Me Baby...One More Time
5. Christina Aguilara- Genie In a Bottle
6. N Sync- Tearin Up My Heart
7. Backstreet Boys- I'll Never Break your Heart (Desmond and I's song 9th grade)
8. 5ive- When the Lights Go Out
9. 98 Degrees- Hardest Thing
10. Ricky Martin- Livin La Vida Loca
11. Destiny's Child- Bills Bills Bills
12. Shaggy- Angel
13. Eminem- My Name Is
14. Westlife- Swear it Again (my Bryan song 10th & 11th grade)
15. Divine- Lately
16. Mya- Ghetto Superstar (techincally jr. high for me. but i love this song)

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1 comment|post comment

grrrrrrr [25 Jul 2003|02:46am]
[ mood | frustrated ]

my mobile was stolen out of IHOP. Fuckses.

On a crazier note:
GeekOfYerDreams: im watching the craziest thing on TLC
Mackay1984: or a combination of everything Deuturmankish
GeekOfYerDreams: it's a british kids show
GeekOfYerDreams: about a car
Mackay1984: what?
GeekOfYerDreams: it's hilarious
Mackay1984: its called Brum
GeekOfYerDreams: yeah
GeekOfYerDreams: two guys just stole a lawn knome and now the little car is after him
Mackay1984: why hasn't the chanel been changed?
GeekOfYerDreams: i like the accents
Mackay1984: and their knomes
GeekOfYerDreams: yes.
GeekOfYerDreams: i have a knome fetish.
Mackay1984: i knew it!
Mackay1984: ah the porn is building an empire!
GeekOfYerDreams: well then I want knome porn.
Mackay1984: hmm i bet there is some.

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Futureboy1138: we should do a HP drinking game
SlythrnPrncess: thats be awesome
SlythrnPrncess: everytime Ron looks scared
SlythrnPrncess: or everytime theres sexual tension between him and Hermione lol
Futureboy1138: hell yeah lol
SlythrnPrncess: everytime harry's in trouble lol
SlythrnPrncess: we'll be drunk half way through the movie
SlythrnPrncess: everytime malfoy complains lol
Futureboy1138: everytime some one say erm... lol
SlythrnPrncess: everytime hermione randomly appears in places lol
SlythrnPrncess: "where did she come from?"
Futureboy1138: I've been here the entire time
SlythrnPrncess: everytime they say the name "sirius black"
Futureboy1138: everytime draco says "my father"
SlythrnPrncess: "wait till my father here's about this!"
Futureboy1138: LOL
Futureboy1138: everytime someone says Harry
SlythrnPrncess: everytime snape is snape
Futureboy1138: lol
SlythrnPrncess: "page 394."
Futureboy1138: everytime lockheart does his cheesey smile
SlythrnPrncess: lol! do the pics in the background count?
Futureboy1138: yup LOL
SlythrnPrncess: everytime the twins steal each others sentences lol
Futureboy1138: lol
Futureboy1138: THE TWINS!!!! ;-) lol
Futureboy1138: take a drink every time hermione acts superior
SlythrnPrncess: take 2 drinks everytime malfoy sneers at her acting superior
Futureboy1138: everytime someone mentions harry's scar
SlythrnPrncess: take a drink for every slug ron pukes up
Futureboy1138: whenever Christopher Columbus wants you to think Professor Snape is evil
SlythrnPrncess: whenever Alfonso makes sure you KNOW Snape is evil
Futureboy1138: LOL
Futureboy1138: every time Hagrid shouldn’t have told Ron, Hermione, and Harry something
SlythrnPrncess: "i shoulnta told you that"
Futureboy1138: every time someone says “Voldemort”
Futureboy1138: everytime dobby beats himself
SlythrnPrncess: everytime dobby hurts himself
SlythrnPrncess: lmao!
Futureboy1138: LOL
Futureboy1138: no way lol
SlythrnPrncess: that was weird
SlythrnPrncess: lol
Futureboy1138: lol
Futureboy1138: great minds....
Futureboy1138: every time Seamus blows something up
SlythrnPrncess: everytime seamus mentions his mam
Futureboy1138: every time points are taken from Gryffindor
SlythrnPrncess: everytime somebody says harry's like his father
Futureboy1138: everytime the movies deviates from the books
Futureboy1138: lol
SlythrnPrncess: lmao!
Futureboy1138: everytime Draco or his friends sneers at Harry or his friends
SlythrnPrncess: everytime quirell stutters
SlythrnPrncess: for order of the phoenix it'll be everytime ron let's the quaffel in
Futureboy1138: LOL
Futureboy1138: in OOTP, everytime harry acts like a dick
SlythrnPrncess: ootp everytime cho cries
Futureboy1138: lol, everytime we see chow lol
SlythrnPrncess: lol
SlythrnPrncess: everytime viktor can't pronounce hermione's name right in GOF
Futureboy1138: Dumbledore actually fires off a spell instead of people spouting about his powers
SlythrnPrncess: everytime voldemort curses about harry
Futureboy1138: everytime Umbridge is compared to a toad
SlythrnPrncess: one for every kitten plate in her office
SlythrnPrncess: or how about everytime a student starts shit with her
Futureboy1138: everytime she goes Hemm Hemm
SlythrnPrncess: and a double shot for fred and george's finale
Futureboy1138: everytime someone says muggle
SlythrnPrncess: everytime someone mentions magic
Futureboy1138: lol
SlythrnPrncess: how about a shot for every owl harry ever recieves including the owls in the first movie lol
Futureboy1138: LOL
Futureboy1138: dude, this game will make u and I alkies lol

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Can't sleep. [05 May 2003|01:51am]
[ mood | giggly ]
[ music | Björk - Cocoon ]

::plays with nose ring::
::smacks self:: stop playing with it!
::plays with nose ring::
::smacks self:: stop playing with it!
::plays with nose ring::
::smacks self:: WTF did I tell you
::plays with nose ring::
::smacks self:: UR making me pissed
::plays with nose ring::
::smacks self:: Will you listen to yourself
::plays with nose ring::

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STAl keREnSEmBLe: do u kno the sound the direct conneciton makes when uclos eit?
OrlisElfPrincess: no
STAl keREnSEmBLe: its like
STAl keREnSEmBLe: heart break
OrlisElfPrincess: lol
STAl keREnSEmBLe: we lost our direct conenction
STAl keREnSEmBLe: we was so personal

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GeekOfYerDreams: i got dumped!
GeekOfYerDreams: lol
GeekOfYerDreams: by a gay!
GeekOfYerDreams: lol
BrokenHearted616: you'll find some other nice gay guy to love a bear your children
BrokenHearted616: there there
GeekOfYerDreams: but they'll never be like him!
GeekOfYerDreams: he was so adorable!
GeekOfYerDreams: think of the cute babies!

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genxsync3: What's a zwan?
GeekOfYerDreams: ever heard of smashing pumpkins?
GeekOfYerDreams: well it's that mess on the floor after they've been smashed

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what the hell is goping on sAYS DAN [18 Feb 2003|05:51pm]
[ mood | drunk ]
[ music | i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo drunk ]

im drunk ive called everyone i know well almopst i ncalled zach I LOVE YOU GUY WHO CAN SYHOP in fact hes tge reason mny riting thius because he was drunk ande he made an entry i can't type on this keuyboard. i iknow oim makiung a fool of mydselkf byut its so much fun his keyboard suvksn but its ok because im drunk. i have an oreo in my mouth double stugg baby!!!!!!!~!!!~ daNS eatingb oreod oreos are mutliracial evewryone is nude!! theres a rocket on the roooooof hey isz for camels,.... zach i love uou cause your gay. gay gay gay gay gay ius god. god gay guys are god.. thats why dominic is gay even thoyugh elkihah got a giurlfriend i spelled e;lijah wrong im gonna gl watvch coupling i love younall especially jason and zach and malia and dian and laurien and nina and everyuoner lese in the world because i know youn guys love me. im so numb and im going to enjoy this bye sexy people.

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EntsKickAss: caaaaalifornia looooove
Stal kerEnsembLE: ew not that song
EntsKickAss: lol
Stal kerEnsembLE: i should bust a cap in yo ass right now
EntsKickAss: lol i love this song!
Stal kerEnsembLE: u kno im east side
EntsKickAss: and I'm west side
EntsKickAss: deal with it.
Stal kerEnsembLE: shiet
Stal kerEnsembLE: i thought i was yo nigga
EntsKickAss: bitch you better recognize
Stal kerEnsembLE: shit u best watch yo self
EntsKickAss: you talkin shit yo? I know you not talkin shit
Stal kerEnsembLE: ya n wha kid what u gunna do ill break ya off on some real shit
Stal kerEnsembLE: u need to watch yo back
EntsKickAss: fuck that shit yo
Stal kerEnsembLE: im on yo ass like wet tolit paper
EntsKickAss: you about to get ur fuckin ass whipped nigga

(OMFG I THINK I KNOW WHO TEVIN WAS BASED OFF OF NOW.)

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EntsKickAss: lol I'm a bitch
Rogue Lora: woooooo welcome to the club.... you'll be getting your official "Bitch Kit' in the mail in 2-4 weeks
EntsKickAss: yes!
EntsKickAss: woo!
EntsKickAss: i knew it'd pay off ::tear::
Rogue Lora: don't forget to thank all the little pricks that made it all possible
EntsKickAss: no no I'm so much of a bitch..I won't even thank the pricks..
Rogue Lora: ::wipes away a tear:: this is a proud, proud day for me....
EntsKickAss: ::busts out crying:: I couldn't have done it without your guidence Diane!
Rogue Lora: ::pets your head soothingly:: it's not easy to walk my path grasshopper
EntsKickAss: I don't know how you did it!
Rogue Lora: many, many, MANY years of practice

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Stal kerEnsembLE: someone done took the libby out my online

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raisebloodyhell: MARRY ME!
EntsKickAss: all right, when?
raisebloodyhell: now
EntsKickAss: i've already got like 3 other weddings
raisebloodyhell: :::gets down on knee:::
EntsKickAss: oh ok im available now
raisebloodyhell: :::plays chapel music and shoots random priest out of cannon:::
EntsKickAss: lol
raisebloodyhell: let's go!
raisebloodyhell: honeymoon time!
EntsKickAss: woo!
raisebloodyhell: :::orgy, orgy, orgy:::
EntsKickAss: I'm pregnant
raisebloodyhell: ......
raisebloodyhell: HELL YES!
EntsKickAss: lol
raisebloodyhell: WE CAN STILL HAVE SEX UNTIL THE THIRD TRIMESTER!
EntsKickAss: woo! go us!
raisebloodyhell: YES
raisebloodyhell: orgy time
raisebloodyhell: get out the llamas
EntsKickAss: woo! lamas!

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I Want Sblomie: im listening to N Sync now
I Want Sblomie: im so cool
Naked Hayden: lol!
I Want Sblomie: i love their song from pokemon
I Want Sblomie: ohhhh yeah

Stal kerEnsembLE: now headbangin to-Life Of Agony - seasons
I Want Sblomie: Now listening to Beatles - If I Fell In Love With You
Stal kerEnsembLE: ha my song is better then urs
Stal kerEnsembLE: i think
I Want Sblomie: no its not
Stal kerEnsembLE: i may be wrong
Stal kerEnsembLE: but i doubt it
I Want Sblomie: no ur wrong
I Want Sblomie: nothing's better than the beatles
Stal kerEnsembLE: no ur so wrong
I Want Sblomie: and you know it
Stal kerEnsembLE: i wanna see ringo come wif some hard percussions
Stal kerEnsembLE: he should go on tour wif slayer n replace dave on drums
Stal kerEnsembLE: slayer shuld cover beatles songs
Stal kerEnsembLE: like hello goodbye
Stal kerEnsembLE: u say hello
Stal kerEnsembLE: and i say goodbye
I Want Sblomie: lol
Stal kerEnsembLE: ur all gunna fuckin diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie

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I changed the layout of my site.

Stal kerEnsembLE: woah nice front page
I Want Sblomie: lol
I Want Sblomie: of the model?
Stal kerEnsembLE: ya
Stal kerEnsembLE: ahah
Stal kerEnsembLE: eep i mean
Stal kerEnsembLE: its nice
Stal kerEnsembLE: not that i like it
I Want Sblomie: lol
Naked Hayden: we believe ya frank *wink*
Naked Hayden: *giggles*
Stal kerEnsembLE: eep
Stal kerEnsembLE: i am so not gay
Stal kerEnsembLE: and if i am its cause u and libby dont flirt wif me

hehe. frank you made my journal again by being gay...look what being gay gets ya! ::huggles to Frank the not so straight homi G::
Let's make today happy gay day, ::huggles to Zach and his Jason as well::

tal kerEnsembLE: eep ur celerbrating gay day cause of me?
Stal kerEnsembLE: do i loook gay?
I Want Sblomie: lol no
Stal kerEnsembLE: out of all days
Stal kerEnsembLE: national sleep day
Stal kerEnsembLE: hump frank day
Stal kerEnsembLE: all these days can spawn cause of me
Stal kerEnsembLE: but i inspire national gay day?
Stal kerEnsembLE: should i be honored?
I Want Sblomie: yes.
Stal kerEnsembLE: and ashamed?
I Want Sblomie: no
I Want Sblomie: Gay guys rock my world
Stal kerEnsembLE: how bout u try to make me ungay
I Want Sblomie: but why?
Stal kerEnsembLE: eep

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squee I've got a new crush. [28 Nov 2002|02:42am]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | OK GO - What to Do ]

We got there really early before anything started and like 20 minutes before they let us in this guy came around passing out Ok Go buttons, some person in line was like "heh, you have to pass out other people's shit, cause no one likes your band." So I felt bad and i took a big handful of the buttons and gave some to Tori and Heather. The guy smiled at me as I took the handful, then a few minutes later he came back around again, and he was like "I already know you got some, but do you have both?" and then he made sure we had equal amounts of both kind, so we'd be even and have enough of both. Which was really sweet. Come to find out, and i didn't find this out till they got on stage to set up, that he's actually the lead singer of Ok Go, Damian Kulash. So I chatted with him for a bit about his broken foot. And i chatted with the bassist about his guitar. Heather and i became the bassist water whench and made sure his water was in reach when he needed it and they did a skit from Les Miserables, and i thought they were done and i was like Bravo!! then Damian's like "WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET!!!!!" and then smiled at me. The crowd was like dead. Heather and i were the only ones really getting into it. And afterwards i went up to him and asked him to sign my ticket, in exchange i gave him my email for their mailing list. Damian was so cute he's like "look! i even have a sharpie to sign it with!" And then i got the bassist, Tim, to sign my ticket as well. Didn't worry about the others in the band, didn't know who they were, nor had I spoken with them. We were gonna leave after they played "Get over It" but it was the last song on the list. I'm glad too cause I like their music and they did the best cover of "Crimson and Clover" I've ever heard.

Yeah, there were other bands. Fourbanger was pretty good. Digital's lead singer, Chris, was real cute. We may go see them again Dec. 14th. They remind me of Linkin Park, which is weird cause I'm pretty sure Chester's from here. And Trapt was really good too. I'll post the ride home in the morning. I'm still in my own little world right now. Damian was so sweet.

on an un-related note: I've got cool pants.

(AWWWW DAMIAN. he was so sweet too. This just REALLY amuses me since no one knew who the hell OK GO were at the time, us either outside of "Get Over It".)